Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Jumping police car at Essen Motor Show 2006 in Germany.

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Beautiful games, goals and pictures of FC Liverpool. Milan vs Liverpool in 2005 quick review.

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Liche vs Big Fam

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