Forget what we said last week, this is without a doubt the best dunk we have ever seen.

Introducing... The Black Beatles!

An amazing act performed with treadmills.

Anyone who has ever written a paper with the aide of a computer has used one tool to accentuate, emphasize, stress, heighten, underline, and even enhance their writing technique.*Right click (sorry macs) + synonyms*.

As inspired by Joey, from Friends, here are some examples of how this beautiful, stunning, and striking helper could have influenced our nation's most famous quotes.

Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address

Four score as well as seven existences previously, our dads transported forth on this continent a novel nation, conjured up in autonomy and devoted to the scheme that all chaps are fashioned equivalent.

Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech

I have an air castle that one diurnal course, this homeland will mutiny and subsist out the accurate connotation of its dogma: “We grip these certainties to be patently obvious: that all chaps are twisted identical.”

William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill

Don't spurt in anticipation of you glimpsing the whites of their oculars.

Pledge of Allegiance

I vow adherence to the Pennant of the United States of America, and to the Body Politic for which it situates: one Realm subordinate to Supernatural Being, indissoluble, by means of Emancipation and Evenhandedness for all.

 

A response to the wildly popular Dove Evolution campaign, this video deconstructs the sharp, emaciated features of a male model.
If you have to have seen the Dove Evolution video, now see Slob Evolution, from the Campaign Against Real Life.

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Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"

Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "No, SIR!"

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer.

"Well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!