Airplane Accident
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Do you know what the death rate around here is?
One per person.
March 13, 2007
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Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
Yes, your bladder.
Yes, your bladder.
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Your mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
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What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Turn right and go straight.
Turn right and go straight.
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March 12, 2007
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Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Because it was an early bird!
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Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.
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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court?
No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!
No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!
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Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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